Pogladgom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy shrew.

Pogladgom created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogladgom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogladgom, he will make you grow a tail.

Pogladgom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pogladgom's Holy Commandments

1. Pogladgom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.