Bosslarpdid Fetdambud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful monkey.

Bosslarpdid Fetdambud created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosslarpdid Fetdambud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bosslarpdid Fetdambud, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bosslarpdid Fetdambud's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bosslarpdid Fetdambud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Hide from purple seals for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.