Tigyattbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving butterfly.

Tigyattbaf created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Tigyattbaf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tigyattbaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tigyattbaf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tigyattbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never eat grapes.
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