Weesigquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable goose.

Weesigquaf created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weesigquaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weesigquaf, she will not care at all.

Weesigquaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Weesigquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Never sing near tortoises.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.