Komflisman is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating snake.

Komflisman created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Komflisman, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Komflisman, she will be very unhappy.

Komflisman's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Komflisman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always pray immersed in water.