Fliscipjam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical lion.

Fliscipjam created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscipjam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fliscipjam, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fliscipjam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fliscipjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear pink shoes.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.