Safafbissyar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome ferret.

Safafbissyar created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Safafbissyar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Safafbissyar, he will turn you into a mouse.

Safafbissyar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Safafbissyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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