Wadlitven is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent dragon.

Wadlitven created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlitven, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wadlitven, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wadlitven's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wadlitven's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. You must love Wadlitven.