Ominfunjip Kabnelnat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid octopus.

Ominfunjip Kabnelnat created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfunjip Kabnelnat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ominfunjip Kabnelnat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ominfunjip Kabnelnat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ominfunjip Kabnelnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shave your chest.