Sidfassog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody dog.

Sidfassog created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sidfassog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sidfassog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sidfassog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sidfassog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidfassog.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured bats.