Nabbigfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful owl.

Nabbigfas created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Nabbigfas, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nabbigfas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nabbigfas' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nabbigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabbigfas.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not covet oxen.