Passagvilrap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating hippopotamus.

Passagvilrap created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Passagvilrap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Passagvilrap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Passagvilrap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Passagvilrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
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