Madjennurt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent whale.

Madjennurt created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madjennurt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madjennurt, she will be very unhappy.

Madjennurt's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Madjennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never wear brown stockings.

5. Respect your elders.