Stiksawxen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy crane.

Stiksawxen created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiksawxen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stiksawxen, she will be very unhappy.

Stiksawxen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Stiksawxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Stiksawxen on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.