Jatbugwatxin Zaglambog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous fly.

Jatbugwatxin Zaglambog created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbugwatxin Zaglambog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jatbugwatxin Zaglambog, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jatbugwatxin Zaglambog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jatbugwatxin Zaglambog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill otters.