Donflapkarkemfut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish fox.

Donflapkarkemfut created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Donflapkarkemfut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Donflapkarkemfut, she will turn you into a frog.

Donflapkarkemfut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Donflapkarkemfut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Never eat green fruit.