Cunyikstip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited duck.

Cunyikstip created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunyikstip, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cunyikstip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cunyikstip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cunyikstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat corn.
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