Wiptithog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent alligator.

Wiptithog created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wiptithog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wiptithog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wiptithog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wiptithog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Wiptithog loves snails, so they must be respected.