Gut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful zebra.

Gut created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gut, it will turn you into a rock.

Gut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Hide if three foxes approach from the east.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not shave your arms.