Godsaggatdunjantit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited pig.

Godsaggatdunjantit created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Godsaggatdunjantit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Godsaggatdunjantit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Godsaggatdunjantit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Godsaggatdunjantit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godsaggatdunjantit.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about capybaras.