Stragtabcen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty fairy.

Stragtabcen created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragtabcen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stragtabcen, she will be very unhappy.

Stragtabcen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Stragtabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three swans approach from the north.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragtabcen.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.