Tafstiglik is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic parrot.

Tafstiglik created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafstiglik, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tafstiglik, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tafstiglik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tafstiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Worship no other gods but Tafstiglik.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Always stare at clouds.