Niginglid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty elephant.

Niginglid created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Niginglid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Niginglid, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Niginglid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Niginglid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not take Niginglid's name in vain.

4. Never wear green kilts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.