Jarnbepjad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest dove.

Jarnbepjad created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbepjad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jarnbepjad, she will make you grow a tail.

Jarnbepjad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jarnbepjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not take Jarnbepjad's name in vain.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must pray to Jarnbepjad three times a day.