Farnvadmis is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, calm faun.

Farnvadmis created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnvadmis, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnvadmis, he will destroy your home planet.

Farnvadmis' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Farnvadmis' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four shrews approach from the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never paint your face cyan.

4. You must love Farnvadmis.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.