Sabtalkap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humane shark.

Sabtalkap created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabtalkap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sabtalkap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sabtalkap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sabtalkap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three otters approach from the east.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.