Nurnelhot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent dragonfly.

Nurnelhot created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurnelhot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurnelhot, it will think nothing of it.

Nurnelhot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nurnelhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurnelhot.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.