Flapsadmap Podbatsas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful sheep.

Flapsadmap Podbatsas created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapsadmap Podbatsas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flapsadmap Podbatsas, she will turn you into a snail.

Flapsadmap Podbatsas' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flapsadmap Podbatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapsadmap Podbatsas.