Vinbegdun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical dingo.

Vinbegdun created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbegdun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinbegdun, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vinbegdun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vinbegdun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vinbegdun first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Vinbegdun's priests.