Ingcarfig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful mink.

Ingcarfig created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Ingcarfig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ingcarfig, she will make you grow a tail.

Ingcarfig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ingcarfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always obey Ingcarfig's priests.

5. You must love Ingcarfig.