Donmumfly Poprulcar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain fox.

Donmumfly Poprulcar created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donmumfly Poprulcar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donmumfly Poprulcar, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Donmumfly Poprulcar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Donmumfly Poprulcar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Donmumfly Poprulcar on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always look after injured pigs.