Tagcedxin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tiresome gorilla.

Tagcedxin created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Tagcedxin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tagcedxin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tagcedxin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tagcedxin's Holy Commandments

1. Tagcedxin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Tagcedxin first in all things.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never talk about nebulae.