Nilldusshapdib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous scorpion.

Nilldusshapdib created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldusshapdib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilldusshapdib, it will be very sad.

Nilldusshapdib's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nilldusshapdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never skip in the presence of moths.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed peanuts to frogs while wearing indigo dresses.

5. You must never eat figs.