Arptikgup is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, contented cobra.

Arptikgup created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Arptikgup, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arptikgup, it will manifest in front of you.

Arptikgup's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Arptikgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Arptikgup.