Megjinhun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic swallow.

Megjinhun created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megjinhun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Megjinhun, it will come to you in dreams.

Megjinhun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Megjinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.