Gudyogshav is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic alligator.

Gudyogshav created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudyogshav, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gudyogshav, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gudyogshav's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gudyogshav's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown birds for they are unholy.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gudyogshav.