Pinmobpag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful raven.

Pinmobpag created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinmobpag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pinmobpag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pinmobpag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pinmobpag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Do not take Pinmobpag's name in vain.

5. Do not kill tortoises.