Yimgangan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able camel.

Yimgangan created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimgangan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimgangan, he will turn you into a rat.

Yimgangan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yimgangan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck fawn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about planets.