Mothunmil is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced hyena.

Mothunmil created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mothunmil, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mothunmil, he will throw large rocks at you.

Mothunmil's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mothunmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Mothunmil.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.