Tungembotdun is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful alligator.

Tungembotdun created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tungembotdun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tungembotdun, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tungembotdun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tungembotdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never paint your face indigo.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tungembotdun.