Dotgambam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring walrus.

Dotgambam created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotgambam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dotgambam, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dotgambam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dotgambam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotgambam.