Nelfedpak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet chicken.

Nelfedpak created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfedpak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nelfedpak, it will send you a sign.

Nelfedpak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nelfedpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Pray towards the north.