Tungidvanfitpakbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing lobster.

Tungidvanfitpakbog created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tungidvanfitpakbog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tungidvanfitpakbog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tungidvanfitpakbog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tungidvanfitpakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tungidvanfitpakbog on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Tungidvanfitpakbog's name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.