Yatmadbot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving tapir.

Yatmadbot created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatmadbot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yatmadbot, she will make you grow a tail.

Yatmadbot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yatmadbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yatmadbot four times a day.

2. Never paint your back brown.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not commit murder.