Cenraplid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair salamander.

Cenraplid created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenraplid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cenraplid, she will ignore you.

Cenraplid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cenraplid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cenraplid three times a day.

2. Never feed grapes to nematodes while wearing purple jumpers.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat melons.