Fedflamwikvedgom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witless wolf.

Fedflamwikvedgom created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedflamwikvedgom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fedflamwikvedgom, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fedflamwikvedgom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fedflamwikvedgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never feed limes to cats while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Put Fedflamwikvedgom first in all things.

5. Never hurt badgers.