Pin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent crocodile.

Pin created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Pin loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pin on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear violet corsets.