Begbombep is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, happy fairy.

Begbombep created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begbombep, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Begbombep, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Begbombep's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Begbombep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.