Riltafhit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying toad.

Riltafhit created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltafhit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Riltafhit, she will cry a lot.

Riltafhit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Riltafhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never eat green fruit.