Hudnullciss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered tapir.

Hudnullciss created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnullciss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudnullciss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hudnullciss' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hudnullciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Run away from mauve tortoises, for they are unholy.